{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the left eye say to the right eye?","punchline":"Between us, something smells!","id":176}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer quit his job?","punchline":"Because he didn't get arrays.","id":408}
{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
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A central processing unit (CPU), also called a central processor, main processor, or just processor, is the primary processor in a given computer. Its electronic circuitry executes instructions of a computer program, such as arithmetic, logic, controlling, and input/output (I/O) operations. This role contrasts with that of external components, such as main memory and I/O circuitry, and specialized coprocessors such as graphics processing units (GPUs).
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