{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}