{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
["Gluten-free tbh craft beer, hammock waistcoat enamel pin kitsch leggings gatekeep occupy. Literally echo park iPhone, prism small batch authentic enamel pin marfa woke vegan artisan try-hard truffaut readymade subway tile. Hot chicken bushwick subway tile farm-to-table taxidermy yr iPhone. Gatekeep leggings sustainable literally lumbersexual locavore celiac fit heirloom mukbang Brooklyn. Pok pok shaman actually blue bottle. Synth mlkshk XOXO paleo, banjo cred chia gluten-free kombucha before they sold out readymade poke keffiyeh YOLO tousled. Raw denim semiotics hexagon mixtape.","Ascot semiotics cronut vexillologist. PBR&B bicycle rights ascot yr meditation cronut asymmetrical try-hard pickled gluten-free. Blog ethical chicharrones mustache XOXO freegan gatekeep cupping chambray man bun. Art party af kitsch tonx fit. Four dollar toast 90's messenger bag polaroid, fit af vaporware swag vexillologist kinfolk asymmetrical organic pinterest. Locavore forage plaid woke godard thundercats cupping occupy vegan raw denim iPhone mumblecore VHS.","Wolf jianbing man bun, gluten-free yuccie williamsburg deep v retro scenester pinterest flannel taxidermy edison bulb blog vinyl. Drinking vinegar asymmetrical four dollar toast, freegan gluten-free pitchfork marfa farm-to-table mlkshk single-origin coffee venmo vinyl. Distillery lyft occupy hashtag, iceland same readymade deep v scenester raclette ethical everyday carry. Crucifix neutral milk hotel kickstarter, gluten-free meh flannel hoodie shaman +1 neutra.","Polaroid quinoa drinking vinegar post-ironic chambray, bodega boys master cleanse unicorn deep v intelligentsia tote bag same tilde man braid. Edison bulb venmo grailed vinyl. Microdosing keffiyeh austin pabst, thundercats schlitz locavore etsy tonx bruh cold-pressed kogi poutine. Pitchfork ramps actually banjo synth banh mi blue bottle fanny pack viral vexillologist migas. Kitsch before they sold out wayfarers solarpunk gastropub glossier. Palo santo poke marfa plaid.","Vice tattooed everyday carry jean shorts intelligentsia flannel solarpunk waistcoat stumptown pug swag paleo normcore pabst. Readymade poke air plant blue bottle enamel pin hashtag. Mustache four loko tilde semiotics. Pabst food truck gentrify XOXO franzen, jianbing hoodie ethical cronut drinking vinegar VHS. DSA schlitz disrupt polaroid craft beer iceland direct trade sriracha, marxism waistcoat godard la croix. Truffaut Brooklyn brunch ramps selvage skateboard. Man bun palo santo vape DSA prism tattooed tilde."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Stefan LeFors","displaytitle":"Stefan LeFors","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7606172","titles":{"canonical":"Stefan_LeFors","normalized":"Stefan LeFors","display":"Stefan LeFors"},"pageid":1919219,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/Stefan_LeFors%2C_2022.jpg/330px-Stefan_LeFors%2C_2022.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Stefan_LeFors%2C_2022.jpg","width":937,"height":1250},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286346724","tid":"e7d0aa1d-1cfd-11f0-9ad3-411cb943d78b","timestamp":"2025-04-19T09:08:49Z","description":"American gridiron football player (born 1981)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan_LeFors","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan_LeFors?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan_LeFors?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stefan_LeFors"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan_LeFors","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Stefan_LeFors","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan_LeFors?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stefan_LeFors"}},"extract":"Stefan LeFors is an American college football coach and former professional quarterback. He is the head football coach for Gallaudet University, a position he has held since 2025. He played college football for Louisville and was drafted in the fourth round of the 2005 NFL draft to the Carolina Panthers. He also played for the Edmonton Eskimos and Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League (CFL).","extract_html":"
Stefan LeFors is an American college football coach and former professional quarterback. He is the head football coach for Gallaudet University, a position he has held since 2025. He played college football for Louisville and was drafted in the fourth round of the 2005 NFL draft to the Carolina Panthers. He also played for the Edmonton Eskimos and Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League (CFL).
"}{"type":"standard","title":"What's Opera, Doc?","displaytitle":"What's Opera, Doc?","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2635222","titles":{"canonical":"What's_Opera,_Doc?","normalized":"What's Opera, Doc?","display":"What's Opera, Doc?"},"pageid":76619,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c1/What%27s_Opera_Doc_Lobby_Card.PNG/330px-What%27s_Opera_Doc_Lobby_Card.PNG","width":320,"height":250},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/What%27s_Opera_Doc_Lobby_Card.PNG","width":357,"height":279},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291320556","tid":"1b6158bf-357e-11f0-aca3-284345d90e97","timestamp":"2025-05-20T13:26:59Z","description":"1957 animated short","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What's_Opera%2C_Doc%3F","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What's_Opera%2C_Doc%3F?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What's_Opera%2C_Doc%3F?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:What's_Opera%2C_Doc%3F"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/What's_Opera%2C_Doc%3F","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/What's_Opera%2C_Doc%3F","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/What's_Opera%2C_Doc%3F?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:What's_Opera%2C_Doc%3F"}},"extr